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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am, #252738
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am, #252713
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm, #252693

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm, #252688
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm, #252687
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm, #251511
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm, #251509
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am, #251508
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am, #251507
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am, #251506
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am, #251505
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am, #251504
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am, #251503
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm, #251501
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm, #251498
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm, #251497
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm, #251496
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm, #251495
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm, #251494
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm, #251493
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251492
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251491
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm, #251490
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm, #251489
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm, #251488
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am, #251363
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm, #251357

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm, #251351
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm, #218821
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am, #218749
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am, #218650
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD - There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Cyberhagen - June 28, 2014, 2:00 pm, #255495
Are they kidding? Women get catty and offended so easily, and can be cutthroat with each other. We'd have more wars, not less.
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:14 pm, #251350
Only retards find this funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:59 pm, #244870
Self-preservation was kicking in, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:58 pm, #244869
NEGOTIATIONS, not neutrons. Freakin' spell check.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:56 pm, #244868
Robin Williams has said they'd be no wars if women ruled the world, just severe neutrons once a month X-D
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 1:24 pm, #173626
I was either going to post this one, or "If women ruled the world, a country would be bombed every 28 days" but I chose this one.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:36 am, #173614
And about the female ruler bringing their country into war, was it on "that time" of the month? Just askin'. If our house was a country, my wife would invade or nuke our neighbor's countrys (houses) once a month.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:33 am, #173612
How do you sh**gun a beer through your nose without getting cut? Unless your rules for sh**gunning differ from mine...
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:12 am, #173605
now there's a party trick you don't see everyday, or hopefully never. don't even want to know how you came about learning that
crankyhead - April 26, 2010, 9:53 am, #173603
KFD, I didn't mean anythin by it. But the truth is the truth after all. P.S. I can sh**gun beers through my nose.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 7:05 am, #173590
@crankyhead: You must be a hoot at a party.
Claire - April 25, 2010, 10:47 pm, #173523
This is actually very true o_O
crankyhead - April 25, 2010, 10:47 pm, #173522
Golda Meir, Indira Ghandi, Margaret Thatcher,Catherine II, Queen Mary, Tz'u-hsi, Queen Elizabeth, Sirimavo Bandaranaike, Queen Isabella, Queen Victoria, Cleopatra, pretty much every woman who ever ruled a country brought that country to war. Jus' sayin...
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 9:10 pm, #173513
Don't forget a lot of drama and no p*** on the internet
pieman - April 25, 2010, 7:30 pm, #173499
Nice Devil. 5 caddy little b****es.


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm, #220930
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm, #220377
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm, #220376
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm, #220350
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am, #220340
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am, #220336
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am, #220335
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am, #220296
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am, #220291
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am, #220288
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm, #220282
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm, #220280

...and all the pages are blank.


WOMEN - They don't think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be able to read their mind.


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:21 pm, #239831
LMAO!! Best 5 points i gave in a long time :D
jonyungk - November 23, 2011, 12:12 am, #226089
Yea, verily, yea. Magnificently done.
Coombsy007 - August 13, 2011, 3:09 pm, #222984
Mate you can say it in a clever way e.g. E5P, or just say it straight out. Either way one of the best I've seen 5L
crankyhead - August 13, 2011, 12:30 pm, #222982
E5P
gas - August 13, 2011, 11:55 am, #222977
aaaahahaha... have to recognize that's true in many cases. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - August 13, 2011, 11:32 am, #222976
Glad my girlfriend doesn't post here haha.
spacedog - August 13, 2011, 11:22 am, #222974
Well said KFD.
rerun - August 13, 2011, 10:46 am, #222973

WOW is an understatement on this motifake. This should be printed out & hung on a wall
Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 10:10 am, #222972
5uperb!


FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm, #253364
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm, #243374
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am, #239725
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am, #239205
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am, #214930
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm, #208528
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm, #208511

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am, #198405
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm, #185764
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm, #185759
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm, #185750
To true! 5L


NOW WHAT DID I DO? -


TAGS: men women communication
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:39 pm, #225224
Awesome, pure male chauvinist.
mariand - October 20, 2011, 2:34 am, #225210
I guess you're right...I looked in the wardrobe... and still no result5
crankyhead - October 19, 2011, 7:58 pm, #225206
pure geniu5
Greeny - October 19, 2011, 7:05 pm, #225204
lol x 5²


HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am, #229065
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm, #228985
define superi5r :)


BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am, #249713
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am, #225444
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm, #225397
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm, #225346
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm, #225344
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm, #225332
ditto


I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - What you'll find in the Thesaurus


TAGS: definitions men women
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:34 am, #248424
It appears not...teehee!
MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:32 am, #248423
Well thanks sir. It's almost eerie seeing old posters and knowing people still get a chuckle from them!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:56 pm, #248398
Wait... "bed" isn't censored?!? =-O
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:55 pm, #248397
This receives 5L, I'm a guy - so I mean it. And I'm favoriting it, but that didn't mean I'm taking the poster to bed with me; however I will share it with others including my wife. (Bwahaha)
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 5:10 am, #243695
You too? So you DO think these 5L's make my *ss look big...:(
Silverheart - February 22, 2013, 4:21 am, #243693
I gave it 5Ls despite being grossly inaccurate. As a married man, I can attest to the fact that a series that meant one thing one day can and probably does mean something completely different the next day.
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 4:10 am, #243692
Translation: You trying to say I'm overweight? Thanks for the 5L anyhow.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:02 pm, #243685
LOL 5Lions...what does THAT translate to?


MEN AND WOMEN -


TAGS: men and women socializing irony
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am, #231276

Thanks for the O'5L, Gary.
GaryO - March 14, 2012, 8:31 am, #231267
Well, there’s just something fetching ‘bout them suits. I think the word is ‘allure’. 5L for the allure……….and truism
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:58 pm, #231256

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:56 pm, #231255

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:16 pm, #231248
(carebear BANNED)


FOR MEN WHO THINK - A woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are kept.


TAGS: men who think women kitchen
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 5:59 pm, #233814
Good thing then, wouldn't want to venture too close to that after the warning in this poster
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2012, 3:21 pm, #233807
I suppose it's all right. The wife usually keeps the salt on the dinner table, far away from the kitchen :D
Budog - April 24, 2012, 2:19 pm, #233759
This is another one that "Ass My Laugh off" on facebook has already ripped off...
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:34 pm, #233757
I didn't say anything about firearms nor women... but then again, with microchips these days XD
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:33 pm, #233756
Sarcasm is best achieved with a pinch of salt... should I go get you some?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:26 pm, #233730
The chest is not what they go for. Look at Lorena Bobbitt, she DIDN’T plunge a knife through her husband’s chest.
lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:17 am, #233705

With all due respect, what you guys know about guns, knives, and women can be stuffed into the cap of an acorn.
spypengen - April 22, 2012, 7:59 pm, #233698
they may have the knives but men have the guns 5L for the lols
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:03 pm, #233691
Not the type of knives that are worth shoving into a persons chest, blades are too thin. nice one Budog


IF YOU THINK WOMEN ARE THE WEAKER SEX - TRY PULLING THE BLANKET BACK TO YOUR SIDE


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.76/5


WOMEN'S RULES ARE ENGAGED -


TAGS: women men
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sho - March 1, 2012, 10:26 pm, #230486
I'll give it a 5 anyway. Nice pic to make a poster with
Airman - March 1, 2012, 5:13 pm, #230457
wow, I never saw it. I actually heard this quote on a radio show going home last night.. and made the poster using it when I came in this am.. should have looked first
Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 4:59 pm, #230455
Admittedly, 5till an amazing caption but. . . #147025 :)


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by boooooooo

Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am, #83059
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm, #63605
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am, #57053
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am, #53455
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am, #46038
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm, #14839
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


EQUALITY -


TAGS: women men ***y beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm, #261676
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look ***y.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm, #211479
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm, #211467
d*** it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!


FIVE RULES FOR MEN -


TAGS: men women humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:44 am, #248592

Oh, I wouldn't say that, Ghoul. I have a pretty excellent track record--but then, so does my Husband. ;)
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:23 am, #248591
Right, because it's impossible to for one to be all of the above.


COMMUNITY COLLEGES - A wonderful resource right in your own backyard


TAGS: courses for women
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ed-Hyde - December 16, 2009, 9:21 am, #146160
Class 7 is actually an inside joke between the instructor and his wife. Obviously, there are no 'Real Life Testimonials' available.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 6:06 pm, #146023
I hope class seven isnt full yet
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 5:59 pm, #146020
ROR, class 2 i can relate to so much it is not even funny!!!!!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 5:19 pm, #146013
Where can my wife sign-up?


FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL - is actually a good thing


TAGS: women self defense
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 5:01 pm, #231600
... or kick in the balls D: ouch


I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT I'M PISSED ABOUT - BUT I'M A WOMAN SO THAT'S NOT REALLY THE POINT


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.89/5


1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm, #257652
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm, #257566

And so it begins...


PMS - They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.




IF IT'S NOT ONE THING IT'S ANOTHER -


TAGS: women psychos
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm, #230445
I'll try to do better, I promise
MashiMashi - March 1, 2012, 2:23 pm, #230438
this ph**o could use a better caption, and this caption could use a better ph**o. Its funny I laffed but felt it needed work.
PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:04 pm, #230283
Hah!
ICEMAN - February 28, 2012, 1:43 am, #230259
I'm going to need to look under the hood. (bonnet for you limeys)


20 THINGS WOMEN CAN'T DO -


TAGS: women
Rating: 3.95/5

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steve1961 - September 29, 2013, 11:28 pm, #250141
There are many things incorrect about this poster. Most women I know are much more capable than most men I know.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:38 pm, #250136
What about Hole, they're an awesome band, granted Courtney Love is insane, but early Hole was awesome!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 17, 2013, 10:56 pm, #244406
And give you a simple straight answer...
house - June 16, 2011, 5:47 pm, #220128
well, who else is gunna make our sammiches ??
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 8:25 am, #220107
You left out reverse parallel park
steph1 - June 16, 2011, 8:23 am, #220106
...and yet men still can't do without us


SHUT UP -




SHARIA LAW -


TAGS: womens rights taliban afghanistan
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:43 pm, #261675
From the way it looks I think you may want to replace "9th Century" with the word "cancer."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:27 pm, #212339
So Jess, are you missing any body-parts? I mean, since your more of an expert than our resident Middle Eastern dweller....
LibertarianJess - February 13, 2011, 4:05 pm, #212337
No they just believe in stoning and public whippings for things like infidility.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:32 am, #212282
not to be this guy, but actually sharia law says nothing about cutting off noses...this was cause by ignorance rather than law.
steph1 - February 12, 2011, 4:53 am, #212272
yep - that's what happens if you are too nosey - at least she won't be brownnosing now...
tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:43 pm, #212227
Disturbing. She's a pretty girl. Let me step in line with the other women to finish off her husband.
lasski - February 11, 2011, 6:19 pm, #212223
kiss me baby...and don't hold your breath..!!!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:46 pm, #212221
And women here think the have it so rough.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm, #212220
I guess the Taliban doesn't worry about alimony when the wife wants a divorce
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm, #212219
LMAO!
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:43 pm, #212218
Didn't know they already had sammiches back then....
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:41 pm, #212217
Epic.
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:20 pm, #212212

omg


Female drivers -


TAGS: women car
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:57 pm, #247885
but the bumper isn't even creased....
steve1961 - June 18, 2013, 12:46 am, #246727
To be fair, one of my sister's ex-bfs did exactly this. You have to be moving at quite a clip and snap it cleanly below the pole and the hydro line acts like a bow and plunges the pole like an arrow towards the ground.


EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.


TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm, #7332
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm, #7315
Keep taking the medication


FOR EVERY ACTION -


TAGS: men women punishment
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

Master - April 24, 2011, 4:32 pm, #217227
"Because you're a man": Random occurrence, random penalty. No hope.
5150monkeylove - April 22, 2011, 4:19 pm, #217099
You forgot to mention the "little comments" you will suffer for the rest of time. still 5L
IxLOVExYOU - April 22, 2011, 11:04 am, #217078
thanks you for making my day!
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 5:53 pm, #217018
...showing this to my wife to lower her inordinately high 'ETA's' was a bad idea
rerun - April 21, 2011, 5:49 pm, #217017

I don't know what my "offense" is/was.....it isn't on this list. It has been about 4 months........or is it 4 years?
CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 5:47 pm, #217016
You're in good form Airman... 5 blueballs


DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.


TAGS: sammich women men kitchen funny
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:04 am, #219656
is that BACON on those sammiches??? Dreams really do come true..


SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - Women wear fake hair, nails and lashes. Get fake boobs,lips, butts and botox. But they want a real man?


TAGS: women men image
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 28, 2012, 11:55 pm, #240214
Don't start any rumours....but yep! Thanks for the comment :)
mariand - October 28, 2012, 4:41 pm, #240210
jee Missy, you're sure you are a woman?...hehehe


TODAYS WOMEN -




LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!


TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm, #136357
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am, #136045
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am, #136044
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm, #118152
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am, #27900
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm, #27879
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am, #25994
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm, #24594
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am, #22158
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm, #14351
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm, #9223
VERY clever!


MAN -




WOMEN - We don't need a reason to hit you men over the head with a beer bottle.


TAGS: women reason mad
Rating: 3.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 9:55 am, #221617

harsh lite. getting there girl.
Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:43 am, #221612
This must be one of them misandrists I've heard about.. Sad really, mind you while you're near the fridge
mariand - July 20, 2011, 3:59 am, #221598
harsh!!!... I'll never buy a beer to a woman... :))


I LIKE MY WOMEN - JUST LIKE MY COFFEE, BIG, HOT, STRONG AND BLACK...


TAGS: i like my women
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:17 am, #194073
No no no, they ground up and in the freezer
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:05 am, #194060
...and a double sh**.


ANNUAL MEETING OF WOMEN DRIVERS - And that is 10 miles away from the REAL meeting place.


TAGS: women drivers
Rating: 2.19/5

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Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm, #50740
The creator of this poster is ANOTHER guy who won't be eating any v*****, anytime soon...


FUTILE -


TAGS: women argue men
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by Sho

- August 26, 2012, 3:28 am, #238702
5o true, and so very sad. Not sad for the females, for those who have to pretend their argument is a sound one :D Been there, done that, lost that fight.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 5:31 pm, #230845
This is 100% true. I've learned that if you just say in a calm voice, "Yup... I know... You're right... My bad..." Gets them to shut up really quickly; takes the fun out of it for them.
carebear - March 7, 2012, 12:02 pm, #230828
(carebear BANNED)
Sho - March 7, 2012, 11:58 am, #230826
2L***. And no I'm not a bomber
carebear - March 7, 2012, 11:56 am, #230825
(carebear BANNED)
Sho - March 7, 2012, 11:47 am, #230824
Oh well. At least it doesn't have a 1L or lower rating :)
carebear - March 7, 2012, 11:41 am, #230823
(carebear BANNED)
Sho - March 7, 2012, 7:35 am, #230811
Thx mariand. I guess there's no pleasing some people :P
mariand - March 7, 2012, 2:14 am, #230806
great poster... I can't understand how someone can vote less than 5L to this.
holymoly - March 6, 2012, 6:37 pm, #230765
It's my anti avitar
gas - March 6, 2012, 4:56 pm, #230748
nor firing one hehe


PMS - It's that time of the month


TAGS: pms women
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sho - May 27, 2011, 10:41 pm, #219276
good luck with that
Kspace - May 27, 2011, 8:50 am, #219238
I'd still hit it.


MALE BRAIN - Men score an average of 4 to 5 points higher then women on intelligence tests. That's got to sting.


TAGS: male brain superior to women s
Rating: 2.92/5

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Derek - August 27, 2009, 6:53 pm, #112620
Raises suspicion about IQ tests "then"


WIVES - loveless, farting, blaming, yelling, lying, nagging, cheating, divorcing, hateful things


TAGS: women wives
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by motinet

BoneCD - November 27, 2009, 5:49 pm, #140545
Funny....my wife always blamed my friends
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 4:39 pm, #140538
Because it makes them about 90% accurate.
aesop's folly - November 27, 2009, 4:37 pm, #140537
why do wives always blame their husband?
motifake - November 27, 2009, 3:51 pm, #140536

Im having fun with google today :)


I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always


TAGS: relationships whiskey men women
Rating: 4.85/5

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SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm, #234458
It's funny only because it's so true. No, wait. It's NOT funny only because it's so true.
forseti - May 10, 2012, 12:32 pm, #234449
rofl


HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women ra**
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm, #109576
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm, #109511
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm, #109205
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? d***!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm, #109201
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am, #92035
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm, #91985
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


OFFICE POLITICS - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.


TAGS: women harassment 50cal
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am, #210026
*accept
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am, #210025
Re Poster ... Hey, that dude's obviously enjoying his unobstructed view of her -- her covered back. Yeah, we'll that as proof that he's straight. Well played, Lester.
ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 12:28 am, #210024
Heh, heh, heh. Classic!
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am, #210023
Faceplant's a mod now?! Huh, so that's who keeps losing the keys to the short bus. Sorry Mooooooooooooooooooooo. Yer of the hook -- for now.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:27 am, #209961
Purrrrrfect! However, I think the price p/m has gone up. 5Lawsuits
50cal - January 14, 2011, 11:47 am, #209912
LOL sounds about the time I dropped off the Moti network for a bit! Belated congrats bro!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 11:44 am, #209911
Soon as you stopped paying attention. I been mod for a couple months now. Thanks for noticing ***k.
50cal - January 14, 2011, 10:45 am, #209909
Thank you sir! When did you make MOD?!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 10:34 am, #209908
Much better 50. 5L


MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.


TAGS: marriage women complain happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

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tatespa - May 21, 2012, 8:59 am, #234918
Agreed... no truer words have been spoken... d***!!!!
SteveFurlong - May 19, 2012, 5:27 pm, #234849
5L for indisputable truth.


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: oxymoron day women
Rating: 4.62/5

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jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 3:04 pm, #188381
As Chris Rock put it, “Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense”
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:37 pm, #187877
5L. We continually lose, but never stop gambling.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:20 pm, #187817
What mindset? All of them! 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2010, 5:25 pm, #187784

5L's dude. anyone voting less is because their wives told to.


COLD SHOULDER -


TAGS: owls feathers women
Rating: 4.62/5

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GreyScorpion - August 19, 2010, 3:57 pm, #189992
I love owl posters, 5L


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am, #209013
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm, #203084
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am, #203045
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am, #203044
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm, #202549
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm, #202459
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm, #202455
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


EYEBROWS -


TAGS: eyebrows beauty men women fake
Rating: 4.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2013, 8:22 pm, #242358
I disagree. There are few things more unattractive than bushy eyebrows on a pretty face. It's the fingernails that I can't understand them putting so much time into.


THE INTERNET - finally making a women's life understandable to men


TAGS: women men understandable
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:35 pm, #251197
Fantastic! Very well 5aid. Although, I don't see the attraction to Hendricks. The wife says it has to do with her enormous fake cans, but . . . . her face looks like the Joker.
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 2:11 am, #211520
an egg beater huh?
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 5:45 pm, #188854
Amsome! That is all i can say.


MEN AND WOMEN. - When a man yells at and hits a women it's considered abuse. When a woman yells at and hits a man it's considered being a strong woman.


TAGS: men and women
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 7:09 pm, #244196
Awe, man! I forgot that was currently the in thing. Lol
nicholsjoshua15 - March 10, 2013, 3:29 am, #244169
If a woman's ever in the kitchen it means she's looking for a knife that will be sharp enough to kill her unfortunate and unsuspecting husband and children.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:13 am, #244163
If a woman comes out of the kitchen complaining at you as you're watching TV, it only means you didn't make the chain short enough.
Sho - March 9, 2013, 10:54 am, #244140
And that's what you call a double standard


CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?




RELATIONSHIPS - Men only worry about a particular Other Man; a women distrusts her whole gender.


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.82/5

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matrice666 - October 21, 2010, 12:50 pm, #199292
i think its even funnier when you know the frame comes from p***.
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 9:21 am, #199090
3 times through the wash. see, we do know how to do the laundry. 5L
AdmiralAckbar - October 19, 2010, 5:53 pm, #198988
and for good reason
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 5:49 pm, #198987

nice


Idiot -


TAGS: women
Rating: 2.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:47 pm, #249022
Don't know, don't care if this actually happened - for ME, the5e NEVER get old. Lol!
WTF - February 24, 2009, 6:01 pm, #61690
Nope - IT NEVER HAPPENED! search youtube for Fiona Wheeler and watch her win 32,000 pounds on the UK show. For more proof, google: Fiona Wheeler Kathy Evans
um... - September 6, 2008, 3:20 pm, #19312
actually it didn't happen, but it's still pretty funny
no - September 6, 2008, 3:18 pm, #19311
it actually DID happen, there's a youtube vid of it... and the original motifake / demotivator read "ELEPHANTS / larger than the moon."
Sgtbobert - April 20, 2008, 4:08 pm, #2116
another ph**oshop but I wouldnt be surprised if this happened


THERE'S NO UGLY WOMEN, BUT -


TAGS: women too lazy to shave
Rating: 4.42/5

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twill1962 - October 10, 2012, 10:10 am, #239874
It's a female Wookie!


WOMEN - God bless them. They truly believe that we actually understand them


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.35/5

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Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:43 pm, #245316
I'm a woman and I LOVE this! Hilarious and true, I bet! ^_^
sixthseraph - July 13, 2011, 10:44 am, #221341
we could understand them, there's a book on how to, but the response when asked if they did is "TL,DR"
Chibolazo - June 13, 2010, 4:47 pm, #180185
hahaha exellent i love it
MasterMorality - December 30, 2009, 8:12 pm, #149059
Priceless.
Me_ - December 21, 2009, 2:12 pm, #147168
WOMEN - They actually believe we want to understand them.


SALEM, MASS., CIRCA 1692 - There are no witches...there are no witches...


TAGS: women witches denial
Rating: 4.2/5

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lindasuekristen - July 22, 2013, 4:53 pm, #247984
awesome picture!
ughomer - December 7, 2012, 7:09 pm, #241278
Wow!


COASTER ADDICTS -


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am, #239783
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am, #225202
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am, #225201
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm, #225199

oh yeah...i hear you.


HOW THINGS WORK -


TAGS: men women relationships
Rating: 4.33/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:20 pm, #232121
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 27, 2012, 9:24 am, #232110
So True... 5 Careless Bastrads for you


BODYBUILDING - A steroid-free sport


TAGS: bodybuilding women strong
Rating: 3.05/5

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IllicoPresto - December 11, 2009, 2:33 am, #144639
A sport, huh? So is this a winner or a loser? 'Cause either way it made me frow up in my mouf.


9 inch will please a lady -


TAGS: robert burns drawing women
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 10:21 pm, #259924
Why thank you, Emilio!
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2015, 4:16 pm, #259920
Ahh...a woman with experience!
mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:38 pm, #259919
---- but only if the owner knows how to properly please her! 5 haggis scarfing lions!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 10:03 am, #259916
But can you sing the tune?! 'It's not the length that makes me loup But it's the double drivin.' Thnx for the ancient flashback, Em.


CHILDISH NATURE -


TAGS: toys women men boys play
Rating: 4.74/5

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Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 2:43 pm, #207379
A lot of the times the horse-rocker, pogo stick, and atv will outlast the woman =/ lol. 5 Panthera leo's


MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH -


TAGS: men women confidence
Rating: 4.55/5

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maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:12 am, #229339
Vodka's Good Too.
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 8:41 pm, #229311
On the other hand... http://www.demotivationalposters.org/a-true-friend-whiskey-women-and-woe-iceman-demotivational-posters-132851.html
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 7:30 pm, #229299
you forgot e5sy :)


WOMEN - If Einstein couldn't figure them out, do you really think that you can?


TAGS: women einstein
Rating: 4.1/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:44 pm, #239454
Einstein, wasn't that smart, he discovered two things and then spent the rest of his life trying disprove one of them.
Cloudchaser - August 15, 2011, 1:39 am, #223010
The world's smartest man of out modern era got caught cheating on his wife. And yet to this day, guys still think they can get away with cheating on their women even though a man smarter than them couldn't.


THE RECEPTIONIST - Making trips to the dentist a lot less painful.




TAKE AWAY THE -




UNLEARN WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED, YOU MUST -




Perfectly Logical -


TAGS: argue logic men women
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 6:51 pm, #248860
Naw, Ico, I’m goin’ for the bed pan….and a nurse
Iconoclast - August 20, 2013, 3:22 pm, #248857
Age solves arguments. Men, remember that as you age you may well find yourselves sitting more than standing.
MissPriss - August 20, 2013, 2:17 pm, #248854
Seat up...lid down...bah! When I lived in the country, the boys were such gentlemen. Up or down was never an issue, cuz they would go and pees in the hole in the basement floor that the sump pump rested in! Little bastrads!
CloudchaserS - August 20, 2013, 11:13 am, #248853
Guy's rules for women. #1: Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up put it down. You don't see us complaining about you leaving it down.
GaryO - August 20, 2013, 10:00 am, #248852
again the lid…….thank gawd sinks and showers do not have lids
falloutghoul - August 20, 2013, 8:31 am, #248850
I honestly don't get that argument (mostly because my family leaves both the seat and lid down).
steve1961 - August 20, 2013, 12:06 am, #248844
Definitely down and welded shut...
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 7:31 pm, #248835

Especially when it comes to whether the seat should be left up or left down!~


1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm, #247049
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm, #199613
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm, #199612
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the thera**utic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm, #199610
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm, #199605
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm, #199603
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm, #199600
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm, #199598

sad, a wasted pic


19TH AMENDMENT - Proof that it was a bad idea. And they say guys think with their bottom half.


TAGS: ***ist 19th amendment women sufferage obama
Rating: 1.65/5

More motifakes by urmom

HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:39 am, #78968
What you g** now?
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:58 am, #78941
*HAHA (I blame the beers, and the more beers)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:57 am, #78940
And with that lame comment, HAMA prances out of the closet. Well done, girlfriend!
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 1:52 am, #78933
d*** she made her self not h**.
Yeo - April 26, 2009, 10:23 pm, #75787
Yeah, this one picture proves that the 19th Amendment was a bad idea... not!


WOMEN - They are meant to be loved, not understood.


TAGS: women meant loved not understood
Rating: 4.74/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:18 pm, #228296
could have gone with another word too, but they don't take it here anym5re
mariand - January 28, 2012, 5:53 am, #228284
dude, you did it this time... 5 lol


WELL... - at least they both belong in a kitchen.


TAGS: women autism stolen from
Rating: 3.88/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:50 pm, #224839
I also have a son with Autism, but I am siding with Rayzr32 as well. We joke, sometimes inappropriately. If this is Demotivational to you, you are in the wrong place. Also, sorry I'm so late to the party!
thejkaz - August 30, 2011, 3:01 pm, #223708
This is not a joke about people with mental illness. It is a ***ist joke about a woman's place in the kitchen. I am guessing your son got his affliction handed down from your side of the family
Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:17 am, #223662
5L's for Rayzr32 - put that on a tshirt with a good motifake and you'll make a fortune
Rayzr32 - August 29, 2011, 3:57 am, #223648
Ha ha, welcome to the internet people; if you're easily offended, please leave now.
Hawamleh - August 28, 2011, 8:29 pm, #223628
Please take your b***-hurt elsewhere -Motifake public service announcement.
Wildflower - August 28, 2011, 5:13 pm, #223626
As someone with a son who suffers from autism I find your sense of humor revolting. How any adult can justify mocking anothers handicap amazes me. I hope you die a horribly painful death and burn in the bowels of hell. I will laugh at that.
gas - August 27, 2011, 11:27 am, #223586
There are also "normal" persons who make jokes of mentally handicapped people, and seem to have the same feelings as a blender too


CHICKS LIKE THIS - ...are always the ones who complain there are no real men left.


TAGS: plastic surgery women
Rating: 4.42/5

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observingthisplanet - January 7, 2014, 4:43 pm, #252004
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
twill1962 - September 1, 2012, 11:09 am, #238810
It's Barbie! Where's Ken?
champ99 - February 21, 2012, 4:56 pm, #229932
Kill it with fire...
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:46 pm, #227405
Dear god! I.. I think it's feral!
KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:59 pm, #227388
What the heck!!! ogly lips men!!
Krissie - January 8, 2012, 10:19 pm, #227372
W...T...F!!!!
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 3:46 pm, #227325
We Are The Borg !
vulture - January 6, 2012, 3:26 pm, #227324
My first thought - "Is it alive...?"
mariand - January 6, 2012, 3:50 am, #227313
lol... is this a woman?


A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - "I DON'T KNOW ASK A WOMAN"


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.2/5
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 2:48 am, #238203
Preferably one that understands how to use punctuation.


FORMULA -


TAGS: relationships women girls heart love
Rating: 4.78/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:45 pm, #247926
... There is one who holds the only key this week...
autumnspirit - December 14, 2010, 10:18 am, #206852
True. However, there is one who holds the only key. 5 Locks
forseti - October 19, 2010, 12:08 pm, #198931
today is innuendo calendar day... you thought about back door, right?!? O.o


PERSPECTIVE TAKE 2 -


TAGS: perspective beast evil cold women
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:10 am, #210598
Yeah. I just tweaked it to get through. I though this was almost as funny but, you get through what you can.
Donkasaurus - January 21, 2011, 1:42 pm, #210477
Didn't you do almost this same poster, but with the last line reading something along the lines of "I'm supposed to trust you about the toilet seat?"
coldinjected - January 21, 2011, 1:23 pm, #210476
No closure necessary. I got mine. ALL that matters. But thank you.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:45 pm, #210463
Word. But as a matter of interest, how did you get burned??? It sounds like a very personal experience so if you share we might be able to a***yze the situation and help you find closure....


HUMANITY - All men are created equal Women however...


TAGS: humanity men wtf women skeletons
Rating: 4.56/5

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gas - November 23, 2011, 7:10 pm, #226106
..and some women equine


He/She -


TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 3.93/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am, #256339
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm, #256329
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


AH THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When women accepted their natural place




WOMEN'S RIGHTS - "We're here to help"


TAGS: hooters girls *** women s rights funny
Rating: 2.94/5

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Frank Smith - September 2, 2009, 7:02 am, #114225
OMFG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST **** EVER!


RELATIONSHIPS - Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.


TAGS: women don t forget 50cal
Rating: 4.83/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:22 am, #210177
The Look: get a pillow and blanket, because hubby's sleeping in the dog house tonight.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:24 am, #209960
So true, so true. Nuff said! 5L's


TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.




MONEY & WOMEN - You can lose money chasing women, You can never lose women chasing money!


TAGS: money women
Rating: 3.74/5

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KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.15/5

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TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm, #145380
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm, #140713
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm, #140712
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am, #140663
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am, #140662
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm, #98379
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm, #61767
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


GRUBS - Chicks with small hands make them look bigger


TAGS: women insects
Rating: 2/5

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Sean - June 3, 2009, 11:27 pm, #84030
MASSIVE FUN ... oh wait, was that electronically outloud? Shoot.
JESSE - June 3, 2009, 10:50 pm, #84024
MASSIVE PROTIEN


CAREFUL! -


TAGS: trap women love death
Rating: 4.42/5

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Mux - May 23, 2011, 6:36 pm, #218966
You can cheat. Tilt the beartrap upsidedown. Then just take the heart. :D
forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:48 am, #218843
awe5ome picture!
Greeny - May 20, 2011, 10:35 pm, #218829
at least not until after it's posted,
Peso - May 20, 2011, 5:08 pm, #218819
****! I never misspell...


FLOW CHARTS OF DISTINCTIONS -


TAGS: flow chart man women beer
Rating: 3.73/5

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crankyhead - April 28, 2010, 5:21 pm, #173887
Brilliant... 5
Dude 4515 - December 1, 2009, 2:38 pm, #141420
I see only one fail...woddy's. epic post ron. 5L!
faulty switch - August 29, 2009, 3:14 am, #112978
i see no fail. fail denied. your impending argument is invalid.
Woody - July 1, 2009, 11:07 pm, #92194
One word..... FAIL!


LOGIC -




KATE BECKINSALE - This is definitely one MILF. Can I get a witness?


TAGS: kate beckinsale girl women n**** n**e h** **** m i l f
Rating: 2.78/5

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KDC - August 18, 2010, 2:58 pm, #189902
hell yes
ravage - October 14, 2009, 2:08 pm, #126769
i wouldnt even give a sh*t if she had a bush, or smoked... NOTHING would make me not want to bone the fu*k out of that!
stu - June 20, 2009, 5:56 pm, #88623
anyone who comments on here is g**
NJL - June 16, 2009, 8:07 pm, #87618
i'd *** that as often as i could
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 10:02 am, #71772
nothing could make happier then to trade places with her husband
TJ - April 9, 2009, 3:56 am, #71746
AMEN.
ozfactor - December 18, 2008, 2:06 am, #45118
f*** YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would x 1,676,987,629,642
:) - October 24, 2008, 4:39 pm, #30141
If she stopped smoking she could have me
Nobody - October 24, 2008, 4:07 pm, #30135
Yet another I'd switch for.


MEN OF THE US AIR FORCE -


TAGS: us air force men gift to women
Rating: 2.77/5

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temp - October 4, 2009, 6:42 pm, #123895
Is it me or is she a little cross-eyed. Like she's trying real hard to see what's there. I think maybe she changed her mind because it also looks like she's covering up.
FrankY - September 30, 2009, 10:22 am, #122863
For what I've seen Ron mix nice and funny posters with these patriotic (stupid) stuff. Sorry, I prefer the others, with all respect.
Airman - September 28, 2009, 10:49 am, #122370
truer words were never spoken Mr. Ron. 5L
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 7:52 am, #122326
"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades Woody.
Woodywood03a - September 28, 2009, 1:33 am, #122274
Uh... That is almost a NSFW. Really man!!!!
WTFO2 - September 28, 2009, 12:14 am, #122261
We aim high and those of us in Space, send them into orbit.
Marineav - September 28, 2009, 12:07 am, #122260
Yeah, they give women something to laugh at.


JUST YOUR LUCK -


TAGS: fish crazy women
Rating: 4.74/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:21 pm, #189140
A small-mouth bass would be nice... proportionally. Just sayin'
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:32 pm, #189091
...and it just won't get off the hook. Love it Face. 5L
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:30 pm, #189058

d*** face, these are frickin solid gems your posting. is there a 6L b***on to hit anywhere?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:13 pm, #189044
talk to Mooo+, he can point you to where the big ones hook for $20
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:11 pm, #189043
maybe it's the size of the worm you're using
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:08 pm, #189041
I was thinking about using $20, $5 wasn't working.
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm, #189039
Talk to aggy, he is the master baiter
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:04 pm, #189038
My hooks still in the water. Maybe I should try some new bait.....
Feasibly - August 12, 2010, 12:54 pm, #189026
It took me 3 casts to reel one in that could tolerate me. 5L...nice one Face.
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:46 pm, #189023
LoL!
rerun - August 12, 2010, 12:45 pm, #189022

a predator shark at that....and that is a good thing
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:44 pm, #189021
so does that mean the other sharks come after you once a month?(don't smite me)
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:41 pm, #189018
@rerun: Thing is, I'm not a fish here. I'm a friggin SHARK!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:39 pm, #189017
A thought that crosses my parentals mind every time myself or one of my sibling brings a new girl home.
rerun - August 12, 2010, 12:37 pm, #189016

ummmm, we thought that too a few days ago....
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:34 pm, #189014
A thought my kids' dad has every day, I'm sure.


IT'S NOT COOL - To beat up women


TAGS: justin bieber violence women
Rating: 4.2/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:10 pm, #231740
Hahaha.... I heard about that. Although he does alot of surprise visits to cheer people up (koodos). I still can't stand the young ladie.


FEMALES -


TAGS: life time women trouble marriage wedding cher brunette
Rating: 3.74/5

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forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:05 am, #245036
2L each eye color.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:59 am, #166727
rofl 10 L :)
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:28 am, #129885
Can't understand why Cher is single...


WOMEN DRIVERS -


TAGS: gawd i hate jokes about women drivers
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - June 24, 2009, 10:52 pm, #89626
Thanks for that Harr. Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted. If I dye this albatross white, I'll look just like a blonde manly Bjorn ... in an deranged swan dress. *snickers*
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 10:46 pm, #89624
Worked for a guy that had a tractor we had to start that way, and a '52 Ford Pickup. P/U had no compression, but the tractor would take your leg off with that crank. Wasn't real good about disengaging on ignition.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 8:20 pm, #89593
Brilliant.
BoneCD - June 24, 2009, 6:12 pm, #89530
I don't cause I'm liven' with one! 5 poodles


FEMALE VALETS -




WIDOWS -




MARRIAGE 101 - All women are crazy. It's all about finding a crazy you can live with.




BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.


TAGS: vw volksagen beetle women drivers bad fail owned
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:29 am, #257874
I actually can't watch Madmen. My wife began to watch it.... I almost made it to half of season 1.
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:43 pm, #180132
Nice.5L
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:42 am, #179974
Wonderful. 5


MISOGYNY -


TAGS: men women hate wussy ignorance
Rating: 4.14/5

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Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 2:56 pm, #206511
so much about losing the leet...
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 2:26 pm, #206507
and we know of whom you speak, CJ
blackwolf666 - November 29, 2010, 9:27 pm, #204738
not really, as a friend once said: "all men start of s nice good mannered gentlemen, then they meet women"


AAA - "Is this AAA Roadside assistance? My name is Susan..." "Say no more, what is your location, Ma'am."


TAGS: women bad drivers
Rating: 3.48/5

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urwis - December 4, 2012, 2:13 pm, #241207
Holland drivers...not so rare situation there ;)
Krissie - March 26, 2010, 7:32 pm, #167058
5L....AWESOME!
CANADA - October 22, 2009, 9:10 pm, #129765
love it!
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 4:54 pm, #129707
LOL!!!!!!...my 5L
Lex - October 22, 2009, 4:50 pm, #129705
My guess is she was on the d*** phone during this episode of "how to high center a vehicle". 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2009, 4:26 pm, #129688
I like it! 5 lions.


OCCAM'S RAZOR - TWO THEORIES, SAME OUTCOME SOMEHOW THEY STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY WE HATE TO GO TO THE MALL


TAGS: occams razor women men female male v***** p****
Rating: 3.19/5

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Spoon - November 13, 2008, 2:41 am, #35947
The more alarming trend that this graph depicts is the fact that you're shopping at the GAP, you tool.
Haarakkon - November 12, 2008, 8:59 pm, #35893
She never even got there.


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